So, people are busy phoning and otherwise contacting each other asking whether they are alive. This is fucking absurd. Seriously, three people phoned me, as opposed to the usual daily amount of 0.07 people, easy to see why:
ME (pictured)

and asked whether I was alive or not, presumably to inquire who's going to inherit my debts in the latter case.

Anyway, there are 23 million people in Moscow. Given the average life expectancy of 60 years and 400 days in a year (see what I did there), 24 000 000 / (60 * 400) = 1 000 people die in Moscow every fucking (and every non-fucking) day. Seriously. 38 deaths is a notch. And while it does stand out as a violent crime as opposed to mostly natural deaths, it doesn't cancel the fact that people are only 4% more likely to die when there's a bombing. You should be only 4% more concerned about your friends and relations than on any other day, generally speaking.

And if you are offended by the above post... ah well, I'm too lazy to link to shock images, be a sweetie and google some lemonparty.